He is: Robert Duncan McNeill
He's in: Star Trek: Voyager; -corrigible
He's Here Because: Well... One of us likes him.

The Extensive: RanDoM Flight

This is the official Robert Duncan McNeill Fan Club -- they are so close to him they even call him Robbie. This has got to be one of the most meticulous fansites anywhere, with bunches of -- mercifully -- current information on our Tom Paris' doings, archives of interviews and chat transcripts with the man himself, and, in the filmography, they even admit to the fact that their idol played He-Man's sidekick in the 80's monstrosity, Masters of the Universe. And they still seem to respect him. That is what we call devotion.

The biggest thing upcoming on the RDMcN calendar is a Fan Club Cruise and Charity Fundraiser, out of Marina Del Rey in California, from ten o'clock a.m. until one o'clock p.m. this coming April 2nd. Call us crazy, but does this seem wise? They're offering people the chance to mingle with Robert Duncan McNeill (and other stars of Voyager) on a three hour tour?! They've got to be joking, right?

The Self-aggrandizing: The Parisites

With a whopping thirty members, the Parisites are devastating with the puns (the section on Robert Duncan McNeill is called "Paris-scope") but less than remarkabe at the website maintanance. Half the site "cannot be found," and the rest is basically a list of the names of this cunningly-named brigade's members.

And yet, at last check, the Geocities counter for hits on this site stood at 8533153. Well, sure, we'll buy that. You got some land in the Delta Quadrant you wanna sell us?

The Non-existent: ?????

What is going on with Trek fans today? There was a time, not so long ago, when every second character who had appeared for a mere two episodes had their own fan club. And now? When hot guys are more prevalent in Trek than ever before? Nothing. We despair for you people.

Sure, okay, Voyager is unworthy. But the men! The men! We want to see a good, stylish RDMcN page, darn it! No excuses.