He is: Ray Park
He's in: The Phantom Menace, Sleepy Hollow
He's Here Because: So what if his most notable cinematic appearance has him in red and black facepaint and horns? This is a man who knows how to handle his lightsaber, and he's gained a force of female fans all-too-eager to embrace the dark side.

The Definitive: The Darth Maul Estrogen Brigade

The Estrogen Brigade is the bah mitzvah of male genre stars - once you've got that, you know you're a real man, complete with the fame, fortune and restraining orders that come with the turf. Ray Park, a.k.a. Darth Maul, was the recipient of this obsessive and impressive ode to everyone's favorite Sith warrior just as soon as Phantom Menace hit the theaters. Like any good Brigade, the DMEB is loaded with questionable fan fic (Maul and Sidious slash?!) but is also very informative, full of pictures, articles, interviews and helpful facts like the complete list of Darth Maul's dialogue, which includes both "GRRRrrrr" and "Hmphhhhh." Most frightening, however, is the Fan Art section entitled "Nudes", which contains over a dozen pics of a randy Darth Maul flashing the full McGregor. Not for the squeamish. Or sane.

The Useless Yet Oddly Compelling: Kiss Darth Maul

Well, the title pretty much says it all. With a mere click of the mouse, the most feared and powerful warrior will be just covered in smoochies - yellow ones, even. The page is just one part of "Myhrmaid's Star Wars Kisses", which also provides one the opportunity to make out with Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Yoda. Yeah. Yoda.

The Certifiable: Maulaholics Anonymous

"Darth Sidious is My Shepherd, I Shall not Want. He Leadeth me by ruined Jedi Temples and smoking Padawans..." So begins the Sith Prayer, just one helpful step to ease your Darth Maul addiction. The site also contains a 12-step program ("admiration can lead to lust, lust leads to obsession, obsession leads to suffering, and suffering is the path to the Darkside...where Maul resides...woo hoo!") as well as six pages of confessions from fellow adherents. While signs of recovery are nowhere in evidence, the site does have a rather attractive front page image of the Dark Lord that's just... oh no, never mind.