He is: Keanu Reeves
He's in: The Matrix, Johnny Mnemonic, Bram Stoker's Dracula, the Bill and Ted movies
He's Here Because: What, have you not seen The Matrix? Sure, he's charmed us before with that adorable smile and vaguely moronic disposition, but 1999 was the year that Keanu proved the impossible: he can act! Not to mention that he looks damn fine in a wetsuit.

The Excellent Adventure: KeanuLand.

A branch of the equally excellent Keanunet, this journey into the inner workings of one of America's most recognized minds (hey, I said recognized) lets you trace Keanu's rise through the world of Hollywood. Set up in a choose-your-own-excellent-adventure style format, KeanuLand allows one the full Keanu experience, including eating your food at the Circle K, drinking beer, driving (and crashing) your motorcycle, and playing with your band Dogstar. And, um, acting occasionally too, albeit sans lessons ("What? And spoil that natural talent?")

Whoa!: The Society for Keanu Consciousness

Not to be confused with the Is Keanu Conscious? Society, the Society of Keanu Consciousness is devoted to spreading the mystical understanding found only through study of the Anointed One in his many cinematic incarnations. Backed by helpful .wav files, The Society for Keanu Consciousness teaches the Tao of No, or the No Way (as in, "No...way!"), shares profound historical insights ("Do you know when the Mongols ruled China?"), and even provides Keanusattvas which display Keanu in full tantric fashion.

Most Bodacious: KeanuWeb

Ever feel the need for a javascript puzzle consisting entirely of Keanu Reeves' chest? The incredibly extensive Keanuweb has that and more, from quotes ("I'm sorry my existence is not very noble or sublime"), to obscure facts (he uses a "deodorant crystal") to the latest Keanu news, updated daily. Several times. In great detail. The most impressive aspect of KeanuWeb, however, is the extremely elaborate gallery, which contains well-organized documentation of Keanu with other celebrities, on the cover of magazines, in portfolios, and, of course, shirtless.