He is: Nicholas Lea
He's in: The X Files; Our Most Twisted Fantasies
He's Here Because: Good guy. Bad guy. "God only knows" guy. Two arms. One arm. Kissing Marita. Kissing Mulder. Zapping Skinner. His character is saddled with a nickname straight out of a circus freak show -- Ratboy -- and yet we just don't care. Those dark, compelling good looks. That tough guy exterior. Who can resist?

The Island Mr. Rourke Never Imagined: Rainey's Virtual Krycek Clone Island

When you come to the realization that one Ratboy just isn't enough, you must pay a visit to Rainey's island. Not only does she let the clones to run free, but they have been allowed to keep all of their appendages as well.

You'll find them working as bellhops, waiters, chauffeurs, and info desk attendants. And while none of them are particularly trustworthy, most are quite nice to look at. But then again, isn't that the important thing?

Another nifty perk from the island is the availability of free Krycek-themed stationary and postcards. Now when visiting you can send your jealous friends letters and postcards detailing all of the fun you've had with the various clones.

The only hitch in this lovely picture is the availability of a little thing called a TargetPractice!EdJerse. Harming Rodney Rowland's XF character? Now that is just wrong, people. Wrong.

The Factory Willy Wonka Never Imagined: The Krycek Klone Factory

Why travel to a tropical island when you can enjoy a Krycek Klone in the privacy and comfort of your own home?

With 19 current models, your only problem will be in picking just one. Although, thanks to the lovely webmaster, you don't even have to choose. With the magic of the internet one is selected for you. Of course it could be wrong, but in that case just peruse through the assets and potential defects of models like The Assassin, The Greasy Homeless Guy and The Suit-and Gel Wearing Government Employee and pick your dream Klone.

And this is no one trick pony site either. No, siree! There is a wedding chapel where you can marry your Klone, a Love Test to determine the probability of the relationship working out, and a handy Service Station for advice on how to solve problems you're experiencing with your Klone.

And in case you still aren't certain that a Krycek Klone is for you, check out the testimonial page where several satisfied owners share details about how their lives have changed for the better since adopting/marrying their Klone. Oh, and as expected, leather and Cool Whip are mentioned.

The Place for Mr. Blackwell Apprentices: The AlexWear Brigade

The clothes make the man, or so the AlexWear Brigade believe and they've devoted their time and attention to Ratboy's fashion sense. They also believe in organization which is why they offer several divisions for your distraction.

For those with a military bent there's the Combat Wear with Parachute Division, while GQ subscribers might prefer instead the FBI Suit and Tie Division. And for those who insist upon the classics there is of course the Leather Jacket Division. However, in case you're uncertain as to your favorite Ratboy attire, they have provided a list of his outfits broken down by episode.

Now that is what we call convenience.

The Asylum: FARCE (Fans After Ratboy's Complete Extermination) Headquarters

Despite their questionable goals, it's hard not to admire a group that perverts... er... I mean filks Paper Lace's "The Night Chicago Died" for their own evil purposes. However, their strange admiration for Garth Brooks is a bit frightening.

Sworn enemies of RAD (Ratboy's Ardent Devotees), FARCE has not only set up a War Council with it's own secretary, but also taken to listing, episode by episode, Krycek's dastardly deeds and calling it The Krycek Hall of Shame. The only problem with that last bit is that they felt the need to include pictures from the episodes and well... Face it, it's pretty hard to spurn him as an agent for evil when he looks that good.