issue 4 - sept 1999

(F)eatures
The Last Broadcast, Doug Hutchison, Fall TV, Harsh Realm, more...

(M)ovie reviews
Stir of Echoes, The Astronaut's Wife, The Thirteenth Warrior

(V)ideo reviews
Apt Pupil, Carrie, Cujo

(T)v reviews
Harsh Realm, Farscape, First Wave

(M)ovie news
Upcoming films list, Bats, The House on Haunted Hill, more...

(L)etters
(M)asthead
(P)ast issues
(L)inks
(F)ront page
 
 

So you're waiting in line at the check-out counter. Curiously, all you see splayed on the cover of every entertainment magazine is the same thing - Fall TV Season Preview! Is it that time of the year again already? Well, sure! Can't you smell it in the air? I know I can smell it. And it stinks! Pick up any of those magazines and the first thing you'll probably notice is an entire new lineup of the same old rigmarole: incompetent doctors, angsty sex-driven teenagers and lots and lots of lawyers. Come on! I don't know about you, but I watch TV for an escape, not to see the same types of people I deal with in my own mundane life on every channel.

Where are the challenging genre shows? When was the last time something on TV truly illustrated new ideas, styles, bewildered or even scared you out of your wits, aside from those frightening Teletubbies? I mean, hundreds of pilots were written, filmed and distributed to the networks last spring. Don't tell me that they were all variants of a teenage lawyer distressing over sex problems!

This called for my own personal investigation. My mission? To find the innovative concepts that got locked up in some mystery vault by timid network execs who lacked the spine to pick them up. So I share with you now, the lowdown on All the Great Pilots That You Won't Get to See on TV this September!

Actually, only three. But my friends, each was from a proven hitmaker and genre shaker! Forbidden Island, a science fiction drama by Mark Frost, one of the twisted minds that gave us the cult classic Twin Peaks. Nixed by the UPN network. Mulholland Drive, a noirish creation from David Lynch, the more psychotic half of the Twin Peaks pair. Passed over by ABC. And lastly, The Wonder Cabinet, an unconventional medical drama from the Fox dream team, Glen Morgan and James Wong, written to feed our ravenous appetite for the freaky but, once again... DENIED!

What made them so great and what doomed them to Unaired Pilot Heaven? Allow me to toss out my theories...


FORBIDDEN ISLAND
Premise:
In an undisclosed foreign city, a U.S embassy building gets caught in the middle of a civil war. The United States Marine Corps are sent in to escort all of the remaining Americans to safety and evacuate the premises by plane. Among this collection of people: an ambassador's daughter, an embassy staff member, a visiting group of post-grad medical students, a traveling supermodel, (yes, a traveling supermodel) and her personal assistant. As they are flying to safety, a blinding flash brings the plane crashing down onto a deserted tropical island.
What it had going for it:

The pilot was produced by Aaron Spelling, and you know what that means, right? A cast of beautiful young people! This included Paul Sersey, Vicky Pratt, and Grayson McCouch as U.S Marines. The switch is that these beautiful actors are playing smart, thinking characters. Even Varda the Supermodel goes against type. That is, at least she's a composed and insightful leggy supermodel instead of just a leggy supermodel.

This ain't your average, run-of-the-mill tropical island! There's no coconut picking or sun tanning on plane debris here. No, this island has a supernatural ability to make everyone's minds go wiggy.

Judge for yourself. Did THIS ever happen on Gilligan's Island?

Pretty kooky, eh? But I reject the notion that this is weirdness just for the sake of it. In fact, this kind of stuff becomes quite a fun, multi-layered mystery, especially because the story gives you a bag full of hints as to what exactly is happening to them: Have they been sucked up by some kind of Bermuda Triangle-like vortex? Are they just tripping on some psychopathic drug and being used as guinea pigs for a secret military experiment? Or... are they all already dead? Forbidden Island covers all its bases.

What led to its ruin:

There can also be a flip side to having Aaron Spelling's name attached. Any bets, UPN was expecting their very own Baywatch -- Melrose Place On Sexy Beach. So off they send of a crew to New Zealand to get a little T&A. Instead, they get suburban homes falling from the sky onto sand dunes. They get intimidated by its boldness. Now you'd think the smaller networks would be the ones taking the risky chances. But they're also the most unstable. Perhaps the UPN just couldn't maintain a budget for such an ambitious series?

Or perhaps not! Some critics weren't very forgiving. One person actually described this pilot as "laughable." That really only leaves two possible scenarios. The first has to do with the fact that a great script doesn't necessarily equal a great moving picture. And Forbidden Island treads a fine line in its tone -- sometimes whimsical, sometimes downright spine-tingling. Easily mistranslated without a delicate directorial hand, and somewhat oddball, but in a good way, sensibilities. Face it, genius and originality in Hollywood many times equals weird and who knows? Maybe the director was neither. Nothing personal, mind you. It's just my belief that most eccentrics do their best work with other established eccentrics. Like-minds and all that. Imagine what all the Red Room scenes in Twin Peaks would look like had David Lynch not directed them? I shudder at the thought. The second conclusion is much simpler (and therefore more probable) -- it turned out just fine. The network heads just didn't get it.

When Twin Peaks was canceled nearly a decade ago, Mark Frost spoke some very smart words to the Minneapolis/St. Paul Star Tribune that continue to ring true today: "In a business that's driven purely by economics, the fact that one or two unique shows happen to get on and reach the public for a brief time doesn't constitute a trend." Frost is a realist about how the networks work, but he doesn't have to take it lying down. After all he did sneak through such quality shows as American Chronicles, On the Air and Buddy Faro, even if for only a brief time. I bless him for trying anyway.

 
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